this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
im fucking crying. how the hell you this ugly?
I’m crying again
he looks like the thing you put your foot in at a shoe store to see what your size is
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
[Tour Guide Voice] And if you look slightly to your left you can see the Teen Wolf fandom crawling out of their caves and immediately exploding
i dont want to be awake when im not drunk
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr